Ask Me to Fall in Love with You

Ask me to fall in love with you. I will. Not a hint of hesitation. Keep tabs on me. Get jealous. Strap me to your broken psychology and all the things you’ve never believed about women. Give me presents and then suddenly stop doing so for years. Try my patience. I couldn’t give a shit less. Ask me to fall in love with you, make it as difficult as you want, if you want, but the truth about me falling in love with you, darling, is that I already did.